he really REALLY loves that iphone…

Scene: the 14D bus, after school.. Caleb, whispering: Mommy, you don’t know this because you’re not a boy. But when you’re a boy, well, I have to tell you something about… [gestures towards his crotchal area] Me: Your penis? Caleb: SHHHH!  (Whispers again): yes. You...

Haystack? Needle?

The plaintive call from the boys’ room:  “mooooommmmmmm….help us!” I’m thinking that this is the time that someone sort of accidently broke someone’s arm, just a little bit. But no. Instead, the question: “Can you help us find...

The Answer

I thought I’d dodged a bullet. I thought Liam’s question about “why does a mommy have another baby” question was only a thinly veiled complaint: why did you visit this fresh hell called Caleb on my heretofore idyllic existence? I...