Dammit. Fooled again.

Someone told me my iPhone could help me lose weight, so I downloaded this new app, called LoseIt.

I thought all I had to do was rub it across my muffin-esque belly and voila! I’d be all Heidi Klum.

Ha. Apparently it’s just an app that helps me do stuff like, you know, keep track of calories and exercise.

BORING BORING BORING. 

That’s not an app. That’s a diet.

I’m totally deleting it.