Silly Bandz are stupid, Caleb announced the other day. Plus they’re for girls (voice dripping with disdain).
Hard to quarrel with the kid. Silly Bandz are atrociously stupid and yet so simple that I don’t know one parent who hasn’t thrown her hands up and said “why didn’t I market these damn things!”
Well, Caleb and his kindergarten posse might just be on to the Next Big Thing. For boys only, that is:
Yep, that’s right. RubBerBandz.
It’s all about the “z.”
Kid’s a genius.
Now the genius kid’s mom just has to figure out a way to market those RubBerBandz.as the next cool thing! [^.<]
Bracelets are as old as the human race, and rubber bands are just their latest incarnation. I’m surprised Caleb doesn’t see their possibilities; they draw attention to your hands and wrists — which girls love because they make you seem seem sensitive and artistic, like concert pianists, and which guys respect, because they show off your brawny forearms.