freudAfter this conversation last month, I realized that Husband should probably start sleeping with one eye open.

Caleb: Mommy when I grow up I’m going to marry you.

Mommy: But I’m already married to daddy, so I can’t marry you.

Caleb: How ‘bout after he dies?

Mommy: Oh, you don’t want Daddy to die. That would be so sad.

Caleb: No. But he’s getting old, you know. He’s almost FIFTY.